Conversations with K-bao

Conversation #1
Knock, knock.
K-bao: "Why you take so long, Daddy?"
K-Pop: "I'm going to the bathroom."
K-bao: "Why you have so much in there?"
K-Pop: !.......
K-bao: "Why you have so much in there, you go every day!"
K-Pop: !......
Not kidding. This happened yesterday.

Conversation #2
K-Pop: "What is twelve in Chinese?"
...Pause...
K-bao: "Um...I need to check the computer."
K-Pop: "Wait, you already know about Google translator??"

Conversation #3
K-bao: (humming loudly while sitting on the potty): "I am singing and peeing at the same time!"
K-Pop: ......