Over the last 6 months, K-bao has developed an inexplicable daily habit of reading Fortune while sitting on the potty. Indeed, it is always the same issue: "Hot Companies! Hot Stocks!"
The conversation generally goes as follows:
"Daddy, I need to go poo-poo."
"I need my stool."
"I need Hot Stocks."
"I need some privacy."
"Close the door please, all the way. All the way!"
So actually not a conversation, more a stream of orders which K-Pop obeys in silence. The hope of course is that she absorbs enough material that she'll be picking us some Hot Stocks in a few years time and will allow the K-folks to retire early. Yes, our retirement plan rests on our 3-year-old's potty reading.
The conversation generally goes as follows:
"Daddy, I need to go poo-poo."
"I need my stool."
"I need Hot Stocks."
"I need some privacy."
"Close the door please, all the way. All the way!"
So actually not a conversation, more a stream of orders which K-Pop obeys in silence. The hope of course is that she absorbs enough material that she'll be picking us some Hot Stocks in a few years time and will allow the K-folks to retire early. Yes, our retirement plan rests on our 3-year-old's potty reading.
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