K-bao received a medical kit a couple of months ago. Since then the injuries ("owee's") have come fast and furious, generally to the hand or foot, and treatment requires a combination of (i) an anal thermometer pressed against the diaper, (ii) a knee jerk reflex hammer banged against the injured area, (iii) a stethescope hearing, (iv) an emergency call using the play cell phone to the nurse on call, (v) a rubber bandaid (that constricts the blood flow more than anything else), and most importantly, (v) the donning of the professional bright blue glasses.
