Chores

After K-Pop and K-Mum engaged in a conversation about chores one day, someone took it upon themselves to draw up the above chore chart. Uninvited, of course.

Notice a conspicuously empty quadrant. 

Government

K-bao and K-Pop were at the mall today and fell into conversation about the government.

It started with K-bao asking how long it took for the mall to be built. "Years," replied K-Pop. Queried as to why so long, K-Pop found himself going through the complexities related to zoning, regulation and bureaucracy. This then snowballed into a conversation about laws, democracy and representative government.

K-bao listened intently for a while, digesting her first lesson in Political Science.

The first line out of her mouth was:

"Daddy, when I grow up I'm going to be the government and I'm going to boss you around."

Alpha Female

"Daddy, I'd like to get married when I'm 5 years old," said precocious little K-bao today.

"Now why is that, K-bao?"

"Because I'd like to tell my husband what to do."

Yes, this really happened.

Update: The most common response K-Pop has heard from friends to the above incident is, "Monkey see, monkey do." Not to point any fingers, of course, or mention any names, K-Mum.

Power Corrupts

"Caught ya! A ticket for you!" K-bao apparently feels powerful sitting in the toy police car at Laurel Hill Playground and goes around handing out undeserved parking tickets.