Work Hard, Play Hard

A welcome little word 

"You deserve to have a good time after a hard day's work," read K-bao from the message she extracted from her fortune cookie, while clambering into her car seat on the way home after dinner.

"That's right," opined K-Mum with satisfaction. "Work hard, play hard!"

Thinking a little further, K-bao couldn't help but reflect out loud, "Well, I didn't really work today though."

"You're right," interjected K-Pop from the front seat, "You played all day!"

"Oh man, I wish I hadn't said that!" burst out K-bao reflexively. "I bet Daddy's going to make me do work now when we go home."

K-Mum: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

That's right, I "worked" all day

Too Much

A living room dialogue overheard by K-Pop:

   K-bao: You're having fun, right Mommy?
   K-Mum: Of course, K-bao, but mainly because I'm spending time with you!
   K-bao: Because you love playing with me?
   K-Mum: Well because I love YOU!
   K-bao: But I can be too much sometimes, right?
   K-Mum: Um....hahaha...now why would you say that K-bao?
   K-bao: Because it's true!

Favorite

"I am C-bao's favorite," declared K-bao confidently this morning. "And you are last favorite, and Mommy is in the middle," further observed the little one.

"Is that right?" queried K-Pop, dejectedly. "And why am I the least favorite?"

"Because your voice is too loud," answered K-bao, showing a shocking lack of self-awareness.