K-Pop found out recently that K-bao had declared K-Mum recently her "
bestie" (her "best friend," alongside her other faves at school such as Atenea, Milagros, Sienna, Alexandra etc.). K-Pop, while normally not so forward, felt he perhaps had rights to this exclusive club, and made a discreet inquiry about it this past weekend.
Sensing an opportunity, K-bao decided that this high end club clearly needed an entry price given the demand for admission. She ran off with a marker, a piece of paper towel and a head full of sparkly ideas. The below is what she came back with.
Yes, you saw correctly. The first paper reads: "
Gold coins and stars and gold. Thank you." As I said, sparkly ideas. At least she had the manners to write
Thank You at the end.
Then feeling she was perhaps set the price too low, she added a second piece of paper towel, which reads: "
Pink and blue dress. A kitten. Love Kayla." The
Love, Kayla perhaps was meant to soften the blow of a hard message.
Shocked and outraged by this act of pure commercialism, K-Pop launched into an extensive diatribe about how some of the best things in life cannot be bought or sold, and furthermore how one should think about things such as love and friendship. He then wrote the following list to drive home the message.
Of course, the numbers were just meant to be illustrative, because in reality they are
so much more (even on a single semester basis!).
