Baby Daddy

K-bao has declared that she has a "Baby #1 Daddy." As we explored this rather momentous development, the following salient points were made:

• He lives "very far"....as we probed, he turns out to be in Shanghai
• He is working "all the time" but she picks him up from work every day (how? by "airplane," of course)
• He has "pink hair," "blue eyes" and "orange sunglasses," and is tall - and by the way is "handsome"
• When he comes home from work he likes to go to the bathroom
• Worst of all, his name is "little Victor"

And that was about all K-Pop could stomach.